According to this report, ISIS vampires love "drinking blood":
I swear we are a people who love drinking blood. We came to slaughter you.
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/09/17/-We-love-drinking-blood-says-ISIS-vampire-.html
But according to THIS website, there are LOTS of vampires in America, too. And they even provide instructions on how to become one of them:
To get turned into a vampire you need to do a simple exchange of blood with a vampire. Even just a 1/4 teaspoon of blood is more than enough blood to turn you into a vampire. Unlike how this is portrayed in movies, there is no need to drain someone of their blood to the point of death, when turning them into a vampire.
http://vampirewebsite.net/howgetturnedintovampire.html
Obviously, the ISIS vampires are confused. They really don't need to kill us to satisfy their vampire urges.
Perhaps General Dempsey and Obama ad-Dajjal can use this information to shame the ISIS vampires and to limit the bloodletting in their incipient "generational war", which ultimately will become a war between vampires and other sick people who seem to love the shedding and drinking of blood.
And if that does not work, try garlic, sunlight, silver bullets, and/or a wooden stake through the heart.
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